this is my fav joke

little red riding hood was walking thru the forest
and she see's a wolf crouching behind a bush
so she walks over and asks "what are you doin"
the wolf runs off and lil red says "what the ****"
about half way thru the forest she see's him again
she yalls out to him "what are you doing?" the wolf runs
by this time lil red is really confused near the end of the forest
she see's the wolf and she creeps up behind him and says "what you doin"
the wolf replys "WOULD YOU **** OFF IM TRYIN TO HANG A ****"

lol classic

I can't read the last word. All I get is ******

Just to disambiguate for you, iminplano:
another colloquialism for 'hang a ****' is 'strangle a ******'...
ok?