Has anyone had any???? Come on let's hear them


cheers
Sexci

My life is one embarrasing moment..

But, My only red faced moment was , when my twins decided to swim ahed of me in my date,s pool..

Yep, my twins left the top of my bikini and swam ahed..

I was just a young lady of 22, so no real tragedy I guess...

The embarassing thing was there were other people in the pool..

Ah, my mispent youth... Today it is no big deal showing of ones twins, see it on a public beach all the time..

May your twins stay where they should be..LMAO...

I felt embarassed...I don't know whether I should have or not...lol

I was dating this girl who wore 'contact lenses'...while in the car...we decided to get a bit cozy while driving (I was driving) Suddenly...don't know how?...she complained of having lost a lens.

Funny but true...her parents at home did not know that she was out (as we had bunked the college) and the new set of lenses could only be made available the next day. She went home and told some story however I really felt sad...All because of me...lol

whew. By the time I meet a date and she becomes a friend, she inevitably gets kidnapped by thugs and i spend a hour or so called climax saving her . By the time i get cozy and go for a smooch, the end credits go up. And then they hand me the script for sequel.
P.S. The only date i have these days is that alabaster lady with a blindfold and holding scales and a sword. Doubt if she qualifies as a " blind date"

Originally Posted by Indiana J

whew. By the time I meet a date and she becomes a friend, she inevitably gets kidnapped by thugs and i spend a hour or so called climax saving her . By the time i get cozy and go for a smooch, the end credits go up. And then they hand me the script for sequel.
P.S. The only date i have these days is that alabaster lady with a blindfold and holding scales and a sword. Doubt if she qualifies as a " blind date"

Try me you clown.

Originally Posted by Sexci_Diva

Has anyone had any???? Come on let's hear them


cheers
Sexci

*** Her 5 year old run in to the dedroom, and said mommmm,
dad wat's you to help him unload the truck. Locally, the window
was big enough. Just in case boy's keep you shooes on ***

Originally Posted by desteny

*** Her 5 year old run in to the dedroom, and said mommmm,
dad wat's you to help him unload the truck. Locally, the window
was big enough. Just in case boy's keep you shooes on ***

EEEk. So embarring. Oooops where did the ass go

I met a man in a pub years ago, I was realy nervous,

I went to the toilet and forgot to fasten my fly, when i came back I was stood up talking to him ages...

I thought he had an amused look on his face

There i was thinking he thought i was cute, until he pointed and said your fly is open

I went bright red in my flustered state tried to fasten up quickly and knocked a pint of bear all over him.

Hi All

Short of ordering Iscargos and flipping them out of their shells and across the restaurant, like Julia Roberts in Pretty woman.

Mine would be having a fork poised with food (seafood, naturally!) and listening to my date, eyes focused on him....and mouth ready to except the food...when suddenly the food has a mind of its own, and leaps back onto the plate! The nerve of it!

Aahhh well, at least I was leaning over the plate and not the glass of red!


Katz

Hey I enjoyed this forum a lot.
Actually I met a women through online dating. We both chatted a lot to know each other. Finally decided to commit with each other.
After meeting, chatting and dating I came to know about that women and her background. And that was a break up.
From that time I have never been to that.
So i better insist all the online daters to be very careful before committing and giving their personal information.
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