Boy says to live-in Girl, I am going overseas for a few weeks, and when I come back make sure you are not here. She gets some alfalfa seeds, sprinkles them over everything in apartment, mist sprays with some water to get humidity right, turns up air-con, and he comes back to a lawn growing over everything. But at least she was gone. Had to call them boys and girls and surely no adults would do that. Or do they????

I lost a girl by farting at an inappropriate time, it happened when we held hands for the first time, and i was about to ask her out

So Wantok did you need to mow it , or did you just spray it with herbicide lol

i had a guy dump me once by just not contacting me anymore, he was meant to spend the weekend with me but never showed and when i tired calling him he would never answer when i did get a hold of him 5 days after he was meant to come over all he could say he wasn't ready for a r'ship. what hurt me the most was that he didn't even text me or anything so guys don't try this one its not very nice.

I had a guy dump me coz i told him how things were. He wanted the relationship AND live the single life too. I told him if he couldn't show me a bit of consideration by letting me know that he wasn't comming over when he said he was (that happened a couple times) and disappearing on weekends with me not knowing what was going on, then he could F*#@ off. The next day i had an email saying goodbye. Oh well his loss