Hi couples and single Women.,

Am an expert Masseure who does YONI and LINGA ancient massage for couples and single women.

Am from MUMBAI

If interested, Plz contact me:
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Luv

JOE

No email addys in the forums thx

I wonder if anyone can figure out, what YONI and LINGA actually means?

I give you three guesses, LMAO...

Hugs from, Scorpio and cats..

hmmm Linga is the symbol of the god Shiva...and yoni is vagina......so this dude wants to put his shiva in the yoni??? ??? lmao

Originally Posted by Sexci_Diva

hmmm Linga is the symbol of the god Shiva...and yoni is vagina......so this dude wants to put his shiva in the yoni??? ??? lmao

Got it in one sister...

He also wants COUPLES Yoni and Linga, LMAO.

Originally Posted by SCORPIOWOMAN

Got it in one sister...

He also wants COUPLES Yoni and Linga, LMAO.

God loves a trier ! I must try that line next time I am in a club " Awright dawling fancy a Yoni and Linga massage?"

Originally Posted by Sexci_Diva

hmmm Linga is the symbol of the god Shiva...and yoni is vagina......so this dude wants to put his shiva in the yoni??? ??? lmao

maybe he's ambidextrous.... ......but unless he's malformed its going to be very difficult to throw his 'shiva ' around on the internet....
I thought 'shiva' was something you did if Jewish..when someone died...
maybe he is trying to resurect it....

Hi All

Well at least the guy has one thing right, he did mention the two suggestions, being of "ancient massage"..............and we ALL know how long man has been on earth!

Poor guy thinks he is the ONLY one experienced in this field.

Katz

Originally Posted by Katz Eyez

Hi All

Well at least the guy has one thing right, he did mention the two suggestions, being of "ancient massage"..............and we ALL know how long man has been on earth!

Poor guy thinks he is the ONLY one experienced in this field.

Katz

Dont enlighten him or you will be getting the messages...

Originally Posted by Sexci_Diva

hmmm Linga is the symbol of the god Shiva...and yoni is vagina......so this dude wants to put his shiva in the yoni??? ??? lmao

..Shiva is our God..please give some respect.. Here this guy has nothing to do with lord shiva.if you know what does YONI mean, am sure you must be aware of that term LINGA..