You do look like the script you wrote. D U M B. If you think women out there are waiting to spread their walking instruments for you keep hoping, you'll have a great time till you die. Thanks to guys like you, we feel ashamed to say we are from India and no wonder ladies from all over mention clearly "no one from India please". At least they have the courtesy to add the "please" as a balm for us.

Good 'hunting', hope you don't end up with fire flies in your eyes. Guyatind.