Archealogists where sitting in a Pub regaling each other of their tales of daring do! ( Well that's funny in itself if you know any archealogists!) and afyer a few extra pints the Scoottish fella said " After digging to a depth of 1000 metres late last year, we found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that our ancestors already had a telephone network a thousand years ago!"
THe Englishman and the Irishman look at each other and think bull****, but the Englishman says " Well just recently we dug to 2000 metres and found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and we concluded that our ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
The Irishman carefully considers this and proudly says " After digging down to 5000 metres,we found absolutely nothing". The Scotsman and Englishman look and him expectantly and ask "So". " Well aint it obvious we concluded that 5000 years ago, our very advanced ancestors were already using wireless technology!"
