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ok! ok! izat the team who took the bledz cup off oz! n r flyin out 2 france 2 bring the world cup hme soon?!? nah i dnt watch em!

ahaha Yep you do so No.5, you were at the Bledisloe Game a few weeks ago
smashed on 42 Below......

hardly shakerz! that stuffs bad 4 ya! pray hav u got some more giggle material? this 1z losin its buzz!

Would you be happy with two giggles?

TWO IRISH ENGINEERS and a BLONDE

Two Irish engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.

Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder."

The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the
flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few
measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She
then walked off.

Mick said: "Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde! We need the
height and she gives us the length."

RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF !!!!!!!!!!


1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as are necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the hole again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course currently being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring appropriate rain gear.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate to discover that someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the hole temporarily under repair. Players are cautioned to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however players should be prepared to play at a faster pace at the request of the course owner.

14. It is considered outstanding performance to play the same hole several times in one match, time permitting.

15. The course owner shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

man thats sum longass readin, next!

That does nothing to help raise my handicap Pray LOL cheers

Give me a break im not a comedian, will try to get more shortly. More quality less quantity is needed. How about you guys giving me a giggle?

Swizzlestick-Look on the bright side- at least you've got a handicap!!

Found those on the net think there funny hope you enjoy

WHY PEOPLE MARRY AND OTHERS DON'T

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Excellent Alzeimer! had a real good belly shaking outloud "giggle" if you got more send them this way