One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing."

Originally Posted by Alzeimer

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing."

I really think ye are sinking to the level of the bad indians and alienating the good ones

Originally Posted by thinker

I really think ye are sinking to the level of the bad indians and alienating the good ones

A joke is a joke, I do not need to go through a backdoor to say what I think and for your information this joke is about Native North American Indian and their creative name choosing and for who i have the most respect, the day we can't laugh about ourseleves is the day we have big problem.


A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

A Wise Wife


A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to
go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh!
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught
many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill and a few
swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I
asked you to do?

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."

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Expect the Unexpectable Expectation

Originally Posted by sophisticatedone

A Wise Wife


A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to
go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh!
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught
many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill and a few
swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I
asked you to do?

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."

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Expect the Unexpectable Expectation

an obidient husband.....


a husband was going back to home with his famliy after finishing his WIFES cremation;;;;;
suddenly lightt sparks in the sky...clouds stared shouting loudly...and the rain get.starts......
the husband said......mmmm IT MEANS SHE HAS REACHED THERE TIMELY.....

Originally Posted by sanjay9

an obidient husband.....


a husband was going back to home with his famliy after finishing his WIFES cremation;;;;;
suddenly lightt sparks in the sky...clouds stared shouting loudly...and the rain get.starts......
the husband said......mmmm IT MEANS SHE HAS REACHED THERE TIMELY.....

What!!!!!!

Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat,"

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

Originally Posted by 88888888

Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat,"

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

That is just too gross to be funny uugh

Originally Posted by thinker

That is just too gross to be funny uugh

Ok..Ok..

A Englishman walks into a pub and sits down next to a Irishman with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of the Englishman's leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the Englishman says indignantly.

"That's not my dog." Smiles the Irishman

Originally Posted by 88888888

Ok..Ok..

A Englishman walks into a pub and sits down next to a Irishman with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of the Englishman's leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the Englishman says indignantly.

"That's not my dog." Smiles the Irishman

father....hey son do u know where is TAJMAHAL????
SON...no i dont know..
father...u r so lazy...just use to go somewhere out from home...
son....hey dad do u know who is ram lal???
father...no i dont know...why...
son....dad ....try to...live at home sometimes......