Hey

Hey You Kiwis, no post since 2007, come on, I am dying to chat to some of you, love Australia but will always be a Kiwi.
Come one post some jokes or - just anything

Here's one

A co-worker walkes up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor, in the personnel department and askes to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies "It's Keith, the midget".