Originally Posted by Katz Eyez

And some don't read the original post at the beginning, but merely take the news from the last thread and follow from there..................:D

However, it makes life interesting and like I said previously, perhaps the more serious posts should be moved to an appropriate area in forum and the original post left here for those to enjoy a light hearted laugh!


Katz

Sounds like a good idea Katz..too many take things too serious on here at times

Hi Sexci_Diva

Well this chic for sure enjoys her wine on a regular basis and is known to sip on an occasional beer on a hot stinkin' day!

But when it comes to water, we all know one cannot survive with out it. And I for one, appreciates the immeasurable uses of water!

To list a few, I enjoy.......


Drinking (both chilled and hot)
Bathing
Swimming
Ski-ing
Body Surfing
Washing
Diving
Making Love
Water fights
Sprinkling lawns and garden
Electricty
Ice
Cooking

And many more.....

But for now, I think I'll go enjoy a nice smooth red!


Katz

My day starts nursing a hangover and resolving that i wudnt touch another shot of whisky till 7.pm. But then there would be 7.pm at some place in the world. so Beer followed by vodka and then whisky and a hangover again next morning and fresh resolutions. all the time enjoying and savouring every moment of " great circle of inebria."

P.S. AA wants me to be their chief patron and Water works pple are investigating why my water meter never changes.

Hi IndianaJ

lol Bless you! Now this is more like it.....lol
I love it, thanks for making this one chuckle!


Katz

Had Whiskey with water...got drunk
Had Rum with water...got drunk
Had Brandy with water...got drunk
Guys...lemme know if there is some substitute for water...It seems this water thingy makes me go dizzy all the time...lol

Originally Posted by Poochi

Had Whiskey with water...got drunk
Had Rum with water...got drunk
Had Brandy with water...got drunk
Guys...lemme know if there is some substitute for water...It seems this water thingy makes me go dizzy all the time...lol

rofl all of these taste better with soft drink poochi, forget the water M8

Originally Posted by Poochi

Had Whiskey with water...got drunk
Had Rum with water...got drunk
Had Brandy with water...got drunk
Guys...lemme know if there is some substitute for water...It seems this water thingy makes me go dizzy all the time...lol

Had water with water in the morning and felt drunk.
but then what i drank last night cudn't be water.
PS. Dont ask me about waterin the plants when no one opened the door

Originally Posted by Katz Eyez

Hi IndianaJ

lol Bless you! Now this is more like it.....lol
I love it, thanks for making this one chuckle!


Katz

Oh katz thats nothing. every morning my judge asks me Mr. IJ are we gonna listen to you or Mr. Budweiser arguin. and I dont jog these days. Just get up in the morning and stand on the street. the street jogs around me

Ps. IJ & hic hic hic
Attorney at (in the )BAR hic hic

Originally Posted by Indiana J

Oh katz thats nothing. every morning my judge asks me Mr. IJ are we gonna listen to you or Mr. Budweiser arguin. and I dont jog these days. Just get up in the morning and stand on the street. the street jogs around me

Ps. IJ & hic hic hic
Attorney at (in the )BAR hic hic

You clown dont take me for a cheap conjurer. I want my staff back. you made me drink your ffire water hic hic and stole my staff. I'll make you a frog

Ok IndianaJ

What have you done??? Fess up!


Katz