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Originally Posted by Indiana J
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This is News at 9.00 and you are watching A-Z. Hello and good evening. I am Indigo Jetson and you are watching 9.00 pm news. The top stories at this hour
(Music) A startling revelation that there is no life in Priceless Forums shakes the world.
(Music) U.N. general assembly convenes in an extraordinary meeting to assess the situation and groups fighting for life to all take the streets.
(Music)G-12, F-16, Z-302 leaders express their shock.
(Music) Hilary announces to review right to life and promises to include Forums as well.
(Music) NASA announces scrapping of Mars Mission and pledges itself to find life in priceless Forums.
(Music) Middle East announces ceasefire and vows not to crush lives until life is found in Priceless Forums.
(Music) The Hanseng, Nifty, dowjones fall lifelessly and lose points after the news is heard that there is no life at Priceless Forums.
And Now for the news in detail........
Ps. Cheer up guys this can happen in real world as well.
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NEWS AT TEN... daft deaf women dies laughing at intellectual Lawyer jokes.
Says a Spokesman from RNID
She was a good soul with a big heart just couldn't keep her big gob shut, will be missed ... not allot just a bit.
Spokesman from PP says thank god no more stupid images!!! she can now paste and copy all she wants in heaven above.