Originally Posted by lukehear

What did the woman say to the adding machine?

I'm counting on you."

What did the leper say to the hooker?

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Originally Posted by GlenroyGuy

What did the leper say to the hooker?

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With my lovely smile
I look like a happy go lucky guy
but dont be fooled by my cheesy grin
A grumpy old git am I

Who am I ?

I am used to bat with, yet I never get a
hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never
thrown. What am I?.......eyelashes

If you were in a dark room with a candle,
a woodstove, a match and a gas
lamp which do you light first?.......the match.

If you have it, you want to share it. If
you share it, you don't have it. What is
it?........a secret.

does no ones want to play riddles