cos we r all kids lets write our own bedtime story! ill start!

once upon a time there was a big bad king called,KING DRED!

and on his farm he had a cat, e i e i ohhhhh!

the cat became a pest and king Dred said off with her head!

fine! coulda waited till i least ate some mice!

without the cat the kings farm got invaded by killer mice.the king orderd his bestest wizad 2 fix the cat and bring her back 2 life so she could eat the mice!

meow!

when the cat came back to life an stitched her wiskers, she wondered if the

king might of been short of cheese offa his cracker! how long would it be b4

shed get the 'off with her head' again!

once the mice was all eaten king dred orderd his wizard 2 do somthin with the cat as there was no need 4 her!

lmao!! u better NOT!!!

ok the wizad couldnt decide wot 2 do with the cat! any ideas boys n girls?

dont worry i off with my own head!!