Just for a change, this is NOT about sleazy etc Profiles nor is it intended to mock or poke fun at anyone. What I find amusing is the 'Typos' that Spellchecker does not correct or may have even put there in the first place.

But then again, who is to know whether it is a Typo or just some rather clever use of the English tongue to tease and tantalise???

For example I found this little gem from an 'highly educated, professional' Aussie guy to be quite amusing:

His Perfect First Date would be:
Uninhabited when it comes to sex

OKaaaay???

Anyway
What little gems have others found to be amusing?

Here's a cute one I'd love to respond to using the same metaphor.

Tall, dark and hansom

I really don't dare though as the more literary minded would certainly understand

Could get me into too much trouble...

A cute profile description tho.

Oh if you recognise yourself,
Just do a google, and DON'T TRUST SPELLCHECKER
It's eeeeevil

Here's another I found 'ironic' and I wonder if the owner of the profile has any idea why?

This snippet needs to be read in context, btw...

everything leaves a room for improvement

Moral here is:
Don't trust grammar check either....

My added comment,
Sorry,
I just can't resist...

Even you???

I wonder if your re-entry will again cause improvement to be hindered? Just curious...

This may cause amusement to some but possibly not to the owner of the profile?

The photo clearly shows a sweet feminine lady yet the words:
Man Seeking Women do not match. Oops!

Moral:
Check what you have written on your profile regardless of whether you use Spell and Grammar check or not.

Know who you are and what you seek
Edit where needful to convey the message you want.

Here's another Oops from a 24 yrold 'male' looking for females! Even spellchecker would have passed it!

I am a stupid gay looking 4 stupid one who will be my better one.Iam an INDIAN smart gay looking not much beeter but open hearted.LOVE U ALL.
Online dating in bhubaneswar


Bet he doesn't read forums. Maybe someone will recognise him and put him 'straight'...

Originally Posted by Kamilla

Here's another Oops from a 24 yrold 'male' looking for females! Even spellchecker would have passed it!

I am a stupid gay looking 4 stupid one who will be my better one.Iam an INDIAN smart gay looking not much beeter but open hearted.LOVE U ALL.
Online dating in bhubaneswar


Bet he doesn't read forums. Maybe someone will recognise him and put him 'straight'...

Interesting ..First he says I am stupid, than I am smart, make up your mind mate..

Also remember what Forest Gump said.. Stupid is as Stupid does.. Lmao..

He was in my 'Viewed' so I sent him an email as an act of kindness to save him further embarassment.
It's about reading what one writes and checking 'meanings' of words. What a difference a vowel makes!!!

Man is the artificer of his own happiness. shop

Hey- why is that ad still here???
It has no place here...
(Not having a go at you Scorps...)


Anyways just saw this:
Im ** years old, born and bread in Sydney...
ROFL... (soory it is funny)

Oops for the member tho...
How embarrassment as our Effie might say...

Moral of story:

Do NOT trust Spellcheck!!!

Edit your own text...

bred or bread???

What would Spellchecker Know???

This is mildy amusing, but also sort of sad:

The poor guy has written this as his header:

to my princes


He is obviously unaware that what he seeks is his princess - the female partner of a prince

(He does say in his profile that he is a man seeking women...
But then, how can one be sure of anyting these days???
I'm guessing he simply can't spell for *uts...)

The prob here is that he is a frog...
(not meaning to be rude as I like frogs, the native kind especially...
I'm not fond of cane toads but I do kill them humanely and with kindness, ok...)

Does the poor chappie have a 'friend' to set him straight?

Ladies
Please do show some compassion
(unless he is a toad of course
then just do what is needful...
swiftly and humanely as possible...

Self protect
cover your eyes leaving good vision
back away slowly out of reach
and
run