Originally Posted by lonely1087

PPL realise their mistake only when they know that they have done a mistake...

It's pathetic that u came to know that u have done a mistake after sucha long time ??? LMAO.

STUPIDITY is NOT a crime so you are free to GO!!!!!!!! bye bye now

Yes, you said it sister, it seems many do eat a brain tumor for breakfast?


A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

That I Read At Start
Was On A Poster Three Years Ago
At A Sea Side Funny Then So Need A Jokes Page Not On This Page Though

Originally Posted by Sexci_Diva

Merry Meet Scorps

hay how are you

Originally Posted by lonely1087

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!

‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Gals,
Sports, or
Cars

You have enough clothes & shoes .

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

F*ck you are a total f*cking wanker!!!!!!!!!!! Its guys like you that makes it hard for guys to get a woman to go for a coffee. and dont sy its me you tosser!! IVe read some of your posts and your married yet wanting to root someoneelse. You a f*cking toss pot and I hope karma kicks your arse to Dheli and back. Your as brain dead as a neandathal