We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!

‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Gals,
Sports, or
Cars

You have enough clothes & shoes .

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

MEN ARE NOT LIKE THAT.. YOU ARE LIKE THAT.. END OF STORY..

ARE YOU NOW SPEAKING FOR THE WHOLE MALE RACE.. INTERESTING...


By the way, love the plagirized article about.. US MEN ARE LIKE THAT.. NICE ONE..

Originally Posted by SCORPIOWOMAN

MEN ARE NOT LIKE THAT.. YOU ARE LIKE THAT.. END OF STORY..

ARE YOU NOW SPEAKING FOR THE WHOLE MALE RACE.. INTERESTING...


By the way, love the plagirized article about.. US MEN ARE LIKE THAT.. NICE ONE..

Your reply proves that u have accepted the fact & now u r simply trying to defend it...

This is simply beginning of a new story...

Defending Nothing.. You Are The Only One Defending And Insulting..

After All I Am Modeartor I Can Delete Your Trash, But, I Will Forward It To The Chief So He Can Deal With This Nonscence Gone Too Far..

Grow Up, You Are Married Man With Family..

By The Way Do You Enjoy Arguing With Folks On A Datring Site, And If You Do.. May I Ask Why?

Oh i see sorry i must have it all wrong.

What plant are you from.

LADIES I THINK IT BEST THAT LONELY1087 IS IGNORED AS GOING BY ALL OF HIS POSTS HE IS GOING TO CONTINUALLY HARASS YOU ALL NO MATTER WHAT ANSWER YOU GIVE TO HIS POSTS.


Cheers
Sexci

You are right sexci, I can see how some have such Pathetic and Empty Lives , and have nothing better to do than argue with others on a dating site...

Point taken, cheers and merry meet...

Merry Meet Scorps

PPL realise their mistake only when they know that they have done a mistake...

It's pathetic that u came to know that u have done a mistake after sucha long time ??? LMAO.

And your point is.....