What's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.

The most comical moment was getting cramp in the middle of sex and jumping about the bedroom with a gammy leg.


The worst injury is just a red arse or maybe a carpet burn

Hi All

lol My partner and I, were in the throws of makin' out and I started having a coughing fit and literally coughed him out!!!!

Like Lukhear, I got carpet burns also...ain't going to tell you where on my body though!!!!!


Katz

Originally Posted by Sexci_Diva

What's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.

Hey Sexci

And yours was.......?????

Katz

Hi All

What I have placed earlier relates to a "past" relationship....not current!! My bad??!!


Katz

Many moons ago-1 very dark winters night-i,together with a very delectable young lady,was cruising about in my car when we decided to park up at the end of this remote little lane adjacent to an oil refinery to test the cars suspension(as you do!)-whilst both engaged in a mutual rythmn-there was a sudden 'Knock Knock'on the window!-twas a uniformed security guard who loudly said "WILL YOU BE LONG MATE?-CANT PARK ERE Y'KNOW!"-on reflection,perhaps i ought to have said-"DOING MY BEST MATE!"-but in reality we,with red faces,done an olympic performance in redressing and making a hasty exit!-to say it put one off their stroke would be an understatement-more of an anti climax actually?.I still occasionally wonder if the security guard still remembers it?(bless him!).

split bungy cord

Getting Bored halfway through a sesh-an saying-'Dont alf fancy a cuppa?'-Cheers for that!-Put the kettle on luv!.

having a movie screen hanging off the side of the bus we were occupying and having the crowd watching the movie shouting out "stop rocking the bus!"

wen i was younger my best friend walked in on me while in full swing with his sister within a month walked in wen i was with another of his sisters the joys of youth lol we is still best mates all this time