Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.



Can you add to the list?

Chocolate-doesn't have headaches!

Chocolate-doesn't make funny noises!

Chocolate-doesn't answer back!

Chocolate-is optional!

After thoughts?.

Chocolate-tastes nicer!.

Chocolate-is a lot cheaper!.

lol.

Well that's gone stale...

Had one guy assure me that flying, was 'better than sex'... lol
No joke...

Yes he had a pilot's licence...

'Come fly with me...' lol

That's one more thing on my 'to do ' list...

Learn to fly a light aircraft...

just too busy at the mo...

Nooooo
parachute jumping, bungee jumping, paragliding, hot-air ballooning doesn't pique my interest...

I'm a 'free spirit' (even tho terrified of heights - agaraphobic?)

One fella here called me a 'control freak'
well i suppose i am... like to keep my hand on the joystick...
have control of the aircraft... if and when needful...

wouldn't mind flying solo... even on autopilot...
better than sex I'm told...

So...
What else is
'Better than Sex' ???

I can think of, even 'imagine' loads of things...
lol


What about you???

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Originally Posted by mnop581

Two oil painting reproductionssmen were talking at the office rest room.One was telling handmade oil paintingsthe other about a fight he'd with his wife."In the end ,"he said,china oil painting"I had her begging on her knees.""What did she say�H"asked the coworker.She oil paintingstold me tooil painting come out from under the bed.

How interesting...

Cick on profile and it links to a stolen one from a PP member...
anothergomaybe genuine male

Oh this is a technosavvy lot stealing identities and using the forums to advertise their links etc...

Very interesting...

They must have access to genuine members login details too, I suppose...

I wonder if they are savvy enough to send viruses or Phishing ware to members via these links?


Hmmm,
just how safe is this site???