Dellboy36 stop all this Nonsense and get your kit off

I am a fun and unbalanced person with a zest for life. After meeting me your alarm bells will be sounding incessantly.
I am intelligent and keep myself informed with what’s going and I expect the same from whom ever I meet. I like intelligent company so be prepared as there will be an examination on our first date, so be sure to bring pen paper and spare panties as there will be a practical exam as well.

I am a confident man with direction and focus and have exceptional aim. I am young at heart and easily distracted, this mainly due to beatings I sufferd as a child, so I also scare very easily.
I am 35 years old and i don't play games as ive never been taught how.

My Ideal Partner

An Ideal partner for me is someone who is down to earth, intelligent and enjoys humiliating others and laughing at their imperfections. The ability to think on your feet, is an enormous attraction to me as I enjoy frivolity and risky and risqué behavior. Skipping out on your meal at a restaurant can be an enjoyable first date. I enjoy someone who is non pretentious, and doesn’t have the same complexion of a cornflake, as a direct result of having spent countless hours under a funny blue light, wearing goggles that are more suited to a 1960's science fiction character. If I wanted someone with radiation tanning I would date a welder.
So in short if you attain the moral asperity to have a laugh at others expense and enjoy life's many generous helpings of sh*t, then we should meet and have coffee. there is nothing more relaxing then a good interegation to discover someones flaws. So lets meet and see where the wind blows as long as your facing where the winds blowing.