fishduck101 Looking for a Girl.

Who I am: I itch between my toes. Maybe this is because I don't shower with flip flops and have been living in largo for too long. I am not double jointed, I am not of Sri Lankan descent, most of the time I see in color apart from black and white photographs, this abiltity is different from my stuffed duck quakers. I don't have super powers (don't think you do either). I drink water, somedays I get sick, for some reason I have long periods of time where i become unconsious, this mostly happens during the day when I sleep. Most of the time people fall into this coma during the night however so i'm not quite sure whats wrong with me but feel free to ask me why. If I don't eat I get really hungry, if I don't drink I thirst alot. If you look past my flaws i'm pretty much perfect. Once a year, my age increases by one year. If you hold me under water for an extended period of time I may drown but I haven't drowned yet so i'm not for sure. If you push me off a cliff I might not be able to fly. In my opinion rivers are made of water. In adittion to my opinions, I think there are extremes in politics, that we all breath air, George W. Bush is the current president however Obama will soon be. I know that Mount Everest is currently the tallest mountain in the world however it hasn't always been the tallest despite its current growth, it someday will not be the tallest mountain, and i've been higher than it. Well thats all you need to know about me, if you ever see me you will be able to reckognize me becuase I have eyes, hair, lips, one nose, cheeks, teeth...oh and limbs, and a belly button of which will be covered because I am modest.

First date. Thats a hard strenous question. Maybe going out to the movies would be an ideal and classic first date or would that impede on our intimate conversation. Maybe going out to eat would be good or would that put too much strain on conversation and make us paranoid. Maybe a night of bowling or making paper hats and pretending we are pirates would be good or is that too ridiculous. Or maybe even the best way to go on a first date is to tie towels around our necks and prance around like we are superheros and pretend like we have no flaws. I know I don't have any at all!!! Anyways with the whole towel thing this may be good because according to the Hitchickers guide to the gallaxy a towel may be benificial in such things as if you get stuck in the middle of the ocean then you can use a towel to sail home. A towel can even save you from verocious predators that may attack you or befriend you. Or maybe i'm just going on and on for no point now and actually making people think that i'm crazy with some kind of neurological disorder. Why don't we just simplify it and just say hi. From there we could talk about minor things like hobbies, things you like to do, or even your philosophy of life and the state of human nature. Anyways you got to start with the small talk before we can move up into things such as a first date. So why don't we just start by saying hi and add a question to spark a conversation. Then the third reply we can exchange phone numbers and actually talk since online is actually very non-intamate contrary to popular belief and then we can go from there. So yeah now that i'm ranting i'll end this with one word, Howdy yall!!!