blase A is for apathy, B is for blase, C is for constipated etc...you get the drift............

That's it!! It IS all about me!! Well this blurb anyway. So what am I supposed to say here? Impress you with my deeds of derring do or derring don't? Like the time I saved 100 containers of lemon sorbet from a burning building by hiding them in the boot of my car?

My perfect date would be Jamie Durie; Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp...*sigh*. In reality, someone who can make me laugh without taking off his shoes so I can count the extra digits....ewwww! A man who knows the finer things of life and isn't afraid to shop lift them when the need arises...like toilet paper, soap, toothpast etc..and actually USE them...hahahaha.........