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A highly exciting permanent role has just been created with one of the nicest guys to date. You will be accompanying a fascinating and intellectual gentleman (33 years young) with a great sense of humour who has an absolutely dazzling smile. You will be dating somebody who is confident, emotionally baggageless, loves to laugh and will make you feel warm and fuzzy in places you didn't even know existed.

The successful applicant will:
- live in Brisbane (or will seriously consider relocating)
- be a movie buff
- be compassionate
- love fine food
- be between 24 - 36
- have an amazing smile, which they use often
- have had at least one long term relationship (but less than 10, please)

You must be prepared to do the following in 2007/2008:
- Travel
- Sing in public
- go on a road trip
- fly a kite
- go to a monster truck rally
- watch the stars at mount coot-tha
- roam the halls of at least two (2) art galleries/museums
- Cuddle up in winter
- Dance slowly with me
- Fall in love

Generous remuneration package includes (but is not limited to):
- Home made lasagne and other fabulous cooking experiments
- A brilliant and loyal friendship
- A boyfriend who only watches motor racing twice a year

A bit about me:
I’m a tall and most people say that I'm big hearted, I live life with meaning. I’m not a shy, introverted guy – but I’m not an extroverted male either that has to show off. I’m somewhere in the middle - confident and a little cheeky!

I guess my life is kind of like an episode of the Muppet show and I would be gonzo: always on a new quest, pushing my imagination to the limits, and occasionally walking into things. So what you waiting for, get in touch.

Interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? Why not send through an expression of interest?

All applicants will be replied to (I promise!)

How can you describe a first date... they have to be as individual as each person you meet, have thought and effort put into each one and not to be used as a 'get them into bed' pass...