catman3 Iwannalikelady

Former UFO occupant, 5'7", 150 lbs.Caucasian male,Brn hr. Grn eyes, lonesome as hell, I like to laugh and cause others to laugh, I love cats, guitars, dirt bikes, I do not like Geo. Bush, I have only sorrow for meth users, I try to like everyone I meet, I despise mean people, I like to sleep outside on nice nights in my back yard, I hate mosquitoes, I love plants, trees, and all little animals, Is that enough? Oh by the way, my 43rd birthday was in Sept., but I choose to behave like I'm about 25. I smoke,but drink rarely, and want some damn honesty around me. I'm not a serial killer, I can't stand new t.v. shows or movies, I love '60's & 70's music and 30's, 40's, 50's and some 60's movies. I think technology is being improperly used, and, once again, I love cats. I do not belong to a particular church but am very spiritual, and I wish people would wake up and see what they are doing to planet Earth.

I don't think it would be called a date, but here is a close approximation: A girl between 30 to 50, pretty face, petite build, nice hands and feet, lovely legs, nice to beautiful ass, a matching pair of breasts, who likes to laugh at me, herself and everything else that could possibly be in the least humorous. With this lady, I would walk the beach, hang out at the river, play pool, go camping, eat pizza, play video poker, listen to music, and if she is not disgusted with me by then, we would perhaps come back to my place and she would get a nice massage, and if we liked each other, I would start smooching with her and...Are you out there?